Originally posted on La Vita e Bella:
Is anyone attempting to learn English out there?  Even for us it’s difficult! Have a crack at this one – It was written by Charivarius, also known as Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870~1946). “Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward,… Continue reading